Category: Joke Board
Have you ever wondered what the final words of certain dead folks were? Here's some that you might like.
Karen Silkwood antinuclear activist: Oh damn it, the papers are in the glovebox, stop riding my...
bobby sans IRA activist: Look I know I'm supposed to be on hunger strike, but can someone get me some food I'm starving.
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Jorge bush. We have to stay in Irack, it's still fool of...
This could become a fad:
Paris Hilton: "Hurry! someone get a camera, I think..."
Bob
Sitizens of Hiroshema Look at the pretty flash.
Hotdog seller outside the twin towers: Who ordered the two jumbos?
Wow, some of these are...odd...
ANC informant as he/she is being necklaced: wait a second, this fucking tire isn't going to fit my oh shit...
opporator of the chernoble reactor just before it exploded: Hey, I wonder what would happen if I shoved these flaming hot controll rods back into the oh mother fucker!!!
Joan of Ark as she's being burned at the stake: Oh my god, its fucking hot. Its so fucking...
Nigerian political activist who died in 1995, as there about to hang him: Hey buddy, don't you think that rope's just a little too tight around my...